Having no choices is devastating, like when there is only one internet service provider in town so you’re stuck with it, no matter how slow it is. But an overabundance of choice can be devastating in its own way. Overwhelming. Paralyzing. Who wants to spend an hour in the cereal aisle at the supermarket, comparing the nutrition information on fifty different kinds? Not me. But that’s nothing compared to what you go through in the paint section of the hardware store. Thought you knew exactly what color you wanted? Think again.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF ART*
(Villanelle)
The art of choosing isn’t hard to master,
or so it seems, ‘til you must muddle through
a range of options growing ever vaster
My bedroom walls were faded and lackluster
I pictured in my mind a soothing blue
The art of choosing isn’t hard to master
The counter clerk was helpful and amassed a
stack of azure swatches for review
the range of options growing ever vaster
I stood there, google-eyed and flabbergasted
I hemmed and hawed, perhaps off-white would do?
The art of choosing can be hard to master
“What shade? There’s picket fence or alabaster
meringue, vanilla, biscuit, pearl, ecru… ”
the range of options growing ever vaster
She jabbered on and on as I wheeled past her
and bid my brush and roller sad adieu
The art of choosing proved too hard to master,
an empty-handed blue and white disaster
*A parody of ONE ART by Elizabeth Bishop
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