My favorite toilet paper meme so far is this one:
I used to spin that baby like I was on Wheel of Fortune.
Now I do it like I’m cracking a safe.
While everyone else is freaking about the TP shortage, I’m coming up with solutions. My alternatives are normal, everyday things you’ll find around the house. They range from flushable and washable to cosmo-politan and unconventional, even S&M if you don’t mind it a bit rough. You’re welcome. Now stay in, stay safe, and stay clean and dry.
PS: I learned a new trick – how to do footnotes!
THE A-Z GUIDE TO
All types of wipes
Brown grocery bags
Garden hose bidet
Zero waste methods
 Baby, personal, flushable, hygienic, moist towelettes, Shittens
 Perforated paper on a roll that is 1-ply, recycled, or RV-safe
 Listed items that have wandered into your garage, car, treehouse, greenhouse, she-shed, storm cellar, camper, boat, summer cabin, etc.
 Shake-shake and Drip-dry (pee only)
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