I’VE GOT A LEGO BY THE TAIL…

For Christmas, my husband got me a Lego set.  Yes, I’m a kid at heart, but that’s not why.  This set makes, like, the grooviest model 1960’s Volkswagen Bus ever.  We’ve owned three of them, a 1973 Bus, 1984 Vanagon, and a 1966 Splittie with a rare Freedom America snow cap. I’ve been known to collect VW Bus memorabilia like t-shirts, magnets, die cast models, bird houses, Christmas lights, etc, and I could hardly believe my luck when this beauty popped up on Amazon.com, just in time for Santa to deliver it.  One tiny caveat: Legos require assembly.

I grew up making things, with blocks, Tinkertoys, Lincoln Logs, erector sets.  There were no Legos yet, but building is building, right?  The box said “Expert, for ages 16 and up.” I wasn’t intimidated until I opened it.  This particular set contains 1,334 pieces in twelve different colors and 235 different shapes.  Many of them are smaller than my pinky finger-nail.  There were two instruction manuals.  I figured one was English, the other, Spanish.  Nope.  You need both.  There were no words, just diagrams of its 115 complex steps.  I shoved it all back in the box and it took me a month to work up the nerve to open it again.  You build a Lego Bus the way you eat an elephant… one bite at a time.  Now that it’s done, I feel like it should be displayed in a glass trophy case, right next to my Olympic gold medal for Endurance Lego Construction.

LEGOS, LEGOS

Legos, Legos, a thousand plus
in the kit for the Volkswagen Bus
What mere mortal hand and eye
would dare attempt its assembly?

I dump the contents of the box:
thirteen bags of plastic blocks,
instruction books marked “1” and “2”
with diagrams out the wazoo

This potpourri, I organize
first by color, then shape and size
Special parts in their own piles:
headlights, hinges, bumpers, tires

I build each module, step by step,
awed at how the parts connect
Frame and axles, checkered floor,
engine, cockpit, windows, doors

Splittie windshield, louvered vents,
a roof equipped with a pop-up tent
Ensconced inside, a small homestead
cupboards, table, fold-down bed

When the final page I reach
and snap in place the crowning piece,
Do I smile, my work to see?
Take photos for posterity?

(You betcha!)

Legos, Legos, a thousand plus
behold, transformed into a Bus
and due to the level of difficulty,
they’ll remain a Bus eternally

  front view

 with splittie windows open

 in the driver’s seat

 rear view

 back hatch open

 engine compartment

 side view

with side doors open

 pop-up tent

 living area

 Z-bed down

 my favorite piece

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DOING THE HAPPY DANCE!

LITERAL LATTE just released their Winter 2017 issue, featuring Yours Truly in the poetry section.  I submitted a trio of Haikus back in March and recently learned they took first prize in the Food Poetry Contest!  Check them out HERE.

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JUST JOAN PUBLISHED IN POETRY ANTHOLOGY!

FROM THE TOWER

For a limited time, publisher Main Street Rag is offering presale copies of FROM THE TOWER for $9 each, a 40% savings off the retail price. Click HERE to browse author bios, sample their poetry, and purchase your advance copies.  The book is set for release in December 2016.

Who is Conrad Balliet?  He’s our fearless leader, a retired teacher and poetry lover who hosts his own show, Conrad’s Corner, on our public radio station.  Conrad has provided a reading and listening venue for local poets at his home for over three decades.  I was welcomed into this group a year ago and am awed by the outpouring of talent at every session.  FROM THE TOWER, an anthology compiled and edited by one tireless member of the Tower Group, showcases the work of 25 of its poets, from beginners like me to seasoned folks with vast repertoires of publications and awards.  Head to Main Street Rag’s Bookstore and order your copy NOW!

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