Remember all those years you sat at the Kiddie Table,
wishing you were old enough to join the adults?
Well, here’s a list poem of what you were missing.
(Don’t forget to request your 10% AARP discount!)
THE OVER-FIFTY MENU
My Back Hurts
My Knees Hurt
My Feet Hurt
Complimentary Reading Glasses
Appetizer: Lactaid or Rolaid
Entrée: Extra-Virgin Colonoscopy
Side: Mashed Boobs
Vegetable: Nighttime Pees
Dessert: Dental Crumble
After-dinner drink: Flu Shot
(Is it too late to go back to the Kiddie Table?)
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