Cats are an effective deterrent for all kinds of evil spirits:
demons, spooks, hobgoblins, ghouls, phantasms, specters,
wraiths, hellions, banshees, revenants, even those dreaded
Fahrvergremlins. They haint afraid of no ghosts!
WATCH CAT
(sevenling)
In corners
In the pantry
On the basement stairs
She hisses
She hackles
She claws the empty air
Performing her daily exorcize
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If only my cat’s psionic powers could
banish the Trumpkin in the White House!
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Funny poem. And the pumpkin leaves me nostalgic for that rock group, Smashing Pumpkins.
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Thanks, Tippy. Cats seem hard-wired to shadowbox with invisible things, at least the ones I’ve owned (inasmuch as one can own a cat). The toupee on the Trumpkin… did that require a second pumpkin, do you think, or did they just use the ass-end of the same one? You apparently had the same smashing idea I did. 🙂
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As you may remember, I affectionately refer to my feline as “Devil Cat” – it is hard for me to think of a creature in need of exorcizing as an exorcist.
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Wow loved this in particular the “performing her daily exorcise” line – brilliant! These cats are all knowing!
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