A SPRINGTIME RIDDLE

WHO AM I?

If you’re ‘in’ me, you’ve vanished into thin air
Take me out of your sails and you’re going nowhere

Run like me in a race and you might finish first
A second me gives you an energy burst

You’re three sheets to me when you drink to excess
If you break me in public, you’d better confess

Throwing caution to me is considered unwise
If you’re twisting in me, you’ve been hung out to dry

A bag of me talks at great length but says naught
If you piss into me, you will surely be caught

An ill me is foreboding; stay out of my way
If I kick up a notch, I might lift your toupee

Still stumped by my riddle?  Oh, what could I be?
The answer, my friends, is blowing in me.

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